One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in 13 seconds. A solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And while you’re sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you’re still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger, wrapped in darkness and silence.
#beam me up scotty #ahahahahahaha jim’s face is my favorite part of this scene #(and possibly this whole movie tbh) #like don’t get me wrong i love me some DON’T PANDER TO ME KID #i love me some intense discussion of the various disasters that could occur #i’m as down for the scruffy sad-eyed neurotic aviophobe airing his concerns as the next deeply neurotic person #BUT JIM’S FACE #GOD #JIM ‘ZERO TO BARFIGHT IN SIXTY SECONDS’ KIRK #JIM ‘PUNCH FIRST AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER’ KIRK #JIM ‘MY MIDDLE NAME IS TIBERIUS BECAUSE MY PARENTS DIDN’T KNOW TO MAKE IT BAD IDEA’ KIRK #JIM ‘I CAN’T THROW CAUTION TO THE WINDS BECAUSE I NEVER HAD IT TO BEGIN WITH’ KIRK #JIM ‘DROP ME ON A FROZEN ICE PLANET AND I’LL JUST PUT ON A PARKA AND START WALKING’ KIRK#JIM ‘I EAT NO-WIN SCENARIOS FOR BREAKFAST AND SHIT OUT SUCCESS’ KIRK!!!! #is like #wow #THIS guy #i’ma just lean back and try not to incur his wrath oh my god he’s going to murder me isn’t he #who are you why are you and most importantly what the HELL is wrong with you #DRINK YOUR BOURBON UNSETTLING STRANGER PERHAPS IT WILL CALM YOU #you know it’s true love when jim ‘i throw the loops’ kirk is thrown for a loop is what i’m saying here #otp: i wish i didn’t know you (tags via gyzym)
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This doesn’t work
I stand corrected oh dear lord
I have to see this for myself.
I really DID NOT expect this